Tuesday, 7 July 2009

.........HOW TO

We were on to our Indian themed AREA O today and yes finally the inspiration behind the AREA O song was revealed today.
This morning's wet conditions will give way to a warmer day but still with scattered thunderstorms and rain in various parts of Lagos. The maximum temperature will be 31 degrees Celsius while the minimum temperature and over night low will be 22 degrees Celsius. The sun rose at 6:36 and will set at 7:06pm

On PUBLIC FORUM, we went back and forth on the outcry over Obama’s intended visit to Ghana as the first African country he will be visiting.
This is one issue that has reverberated down the length and breath of this country maybe because of our position as the largest black country but as it is with constructive folk, Obama chose reason rather than sensationalism so he went for the nation that had established a system of accountability and a model of leadership the trumps all the big boys around the continent.
Majority of the callers agreed with Obama's decision and were of the opinion that it is a big deal but that we needed to put our house in order to get any respect in the comity of nations.

Excerpts from TOP 9 MOMENTS…
A teenager in New Zealand has attempted to auction her mother’s nude photos online because the mum asked her to clean out the garage. Man! no respect? But what do we expect from the kid when the mum had nude photos in the house to the knowledge of the child?

MJ’s funeral is slated for today and a concert in his honor will hold with Stevie Wonder, Lionel Richie, John Mayer, Usher, Mariah Carey and a host of other world renowned celebrities.

Even though the tickets to the funeral are free, touts are selling them for as much as 10, 000 dollars online

An air line has asked customers to fly for free if they are prepared to stand through the journey,this provision is being made for flights that last not more than 90minutes.

When C.Ronaldo was unveiled yesterday, 80,000 fans came out to celebrate him and he led them in the cry VIVA Madrid, saying his childhood dream was to play for the club.

Obama has met with the Russian Prime Minister Medvedev and they are working to thaw relationship and end the cold war between their countries. They agreed on nuclear weapons reduction amongst others.

Aramyde’s thoughts...
“Success is never final, failure is never fatal, hope is all that matters”

HOW TO HOUR: how to be the house guest from hell:

Barge into the house like a robber

Arrive late and bore your host with unnecessary gist when they have work the next day.

Organize parties when they are out and have them clean up when they arrive.

After using the toilet, announce that no one should go in there for their own safety

Step into the house with your dirty shoes and walk on to the carpet or rug and lounge on the settee still with your shoes on

Always arrive when the meal is ready

When leaving hide lots of the properties of your host as souvenirs

Come at odd hours and snore loudly when sleeping

Break all breakables without being sorry

Go through all the rooms in the house and when leaving, wear their best clothes

Fart at the the dinning table consistently and clean your hands with the table cloth before asking for a napkin

Dip your hands in the pot of soup and take the best meat.

With these tips you will end up being the house guest from hell.

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